My Twisted Game

By Princess Shimmy On August 18, 2010

Greetings subhumans!
I had some major laughs reading a letter from this dirty sock sniffing loser slave. The LOL’s were too priceless to keep to Myself so I thought I’d share some excerpts from this gem with you guys.

“A gag of your dirty socks would be perfect, with multiple dirty socks forced and secured by a long dirty white sock tied around my head… Kick after kick to my balls would be rewarded with money pouring out of my worthless pants pockets each time YOU pull YOUR socked foot back and cut loose another kick to my balls.”

ROTFLMAO! I like the part about kicking this loser in the balls and having money come out of his pockets. It almost sounds like some kinda twisted arcade or Wii game.

The long assed yet totally hilarious letter from the dirty sock sniffing loser slave with some pocket change he suffered over to Me.

Another pair of 1/2 ct. Diamond earrings.

Steve Madden and Carlos Santana sandals.

Left to right, Liquid Oxygen (this stuff is amazing and really works), a big ass bottle of My favorite conditioner “Wen” and a flight attendant costume.

Fishnets, Lancome, AHAVA and Shiseido face masks.

Some books for Me to read before bed. I love reading!

My second aromatherapy humidifier… this thing is fucking AWESOME!

So Cal hat and Coach purse. Sweeeeet.

And finally some totally bad ass PVC pumps to kick you in the balls with!!

Oh and I almost forgot about one of My recent epic ebanned auctions. You bitches paid $115 for My dog’s stinky, old dog collar. LMAO! Hey, you know it’s worth it right bitch? This collar came with one of My custom inscribed “Shimmy’s Bitch” dog tags, which makes it sooo much more special.

How fabulous am I that I come up with these wonderful ideas?