Ending the year with a BANG!

By Princess Shimmy On December 28, 2010

So of course I had to end the year off with an epically hilarious blog post. I love making My slaves perform for My amusement and entertain Me financially as well… I’m sure you all know that by now 😛
This new slave contacted Me looking to serve so I had him polish off a bottle of Jack Daniels and I must say, for the amount of alcohol he drank, he was one happy bitch! Definitely one of the most entertaining slaves I’ve had this year so I’ll let the pictures tell the story…

There’s nothing like celebrating the holiday’s with a pair of your own dirty, stinking boxers on your head!

His words, not Mine.

Have you ever seen a fat boy do naked jumping jacks?
It’s hilarious!!

And yes, that’s a bra on his head. The bra and panties were donated for this session by an unsuspecting family member… lol, oh the humiliation… and he seemed so happy about it too!

And yes, that is a dick on his stomach. Notice the intricate artistry and skill it must have took to create those perfectly smooth looking balls and detailed penis head. He was a good sport about the whole thing. I was expecting him to be another hit and run drive by victim but instead he came back the next day to say:

So i woke up this morning with a pounding headache and my bank calling me saying i was over 300 overdrawn and have 30 days to get the funds.

And then i took a shower to try and wash the dicks off my chest.

You must have really done a number on me last night Princess. Thank You.

If he continues to be such a good bitch I may put him into chastity and turn him into My human medical experiment. How long can someone like him remain locked and caged? Hmmm… I guess we shall see!

So what were My total rapings from this night of humiliation and forced intoxication? Over $600 in Amazon gift cards and a little shopping on My wishlist to bring the grand total to over $700.

I like seeing My amazon gift card balance sitting pretty at over 4 figures. Keep it that way for Me bitches because I sure as hell won’t be spending My own gift card money to do Amazon shopping… that’s what I have you girls for.

I’d also like to remind My followers that it will be MY BIRTHDAY in a few short days. I know a lot of you have already been hitting up My wishlist snatching up the items I have marked as My “Birthday Wants.” I’m almost at 500 purchased items in total for My lists! Getting Me to 500 by the end of this year should be something you should be aiming for so get to it My little bitches! I might even have a reward for the lucky slave who brings Me to 500 purchased items…