The fags have really been lining up for Me in the last few days,  LMAO!! I think forced bi is quickly becoming one of My favorite fetishes… next to chastity of course!
Last night My twink from New York called over TalkSugar high as a kite.  I made him go around town from gloryhole to gloryhole sucking stranger’s dicks! Seriously, he really did it!  The first two gay shack’s had no one in it, but he struck gold on his third trip where two fat, gay pigs greeted him by dropping their pants.  He went to town on them then called back to let Me know how it went.  This proceeded on and off throughout the night and into the next morning.  In total, he got off 4 guys, for REAL! I heard some of it with My own ears.  “Oooooh…. YUMMY!!” *Slurp slurp*  *Gag gag* It was hilarious!!
I even made him call one of his female friends and come out of the closet to her since he’s obviously gone over the edge and officially made himself GAY for Princess Shimmy!  As a response she laughed and said everyone always knew. Ooops… Hahaha! No surprise there.
I profited over $550 from this twink’s night of sexual exploration, hahaha.

On Sunday one of My German retards came by to empty his bank account for Me by sending tons of Amazon.de gift cards.  I know some Dommes don’t take german gift cards, but I do!  After all, I am the International PIMP.  I’ll take your money no matter what currency it is *grins.*
He sent over 700 ($1010 US) and as a reward I was generous enough to allow him to punch himself in the face and balls after sending each gift card… lmfao!! I’m so awesome, I know! No wonder you bitches can’t stop serving Me… I am the ultimate humiliatrix.

Now My balance is sitting pretty at over 1005 ($1450 US.) Mmmmm, Me likey!
A new wanksta from Boston has fallen into My web and I’ve decided I’m probably going to pimp him out in the near future.  So how am I going to pimp someone out who lives all the way in Boston? Well My bitches, you will just have to wait and see, hehe.  He went in deep with Me for a total of over $730 over NiteFlirt.

My dutch bitch stopped by that same night and sent over $960 while worshiping Me on cam.  I was pissed because I told him to send the extra $40 to make it a “G” and he cried that he was broke! So I immediately ended our little session right then and there and went to bed, lmao.
Remember dick heads… I like ROUND numbers.  I’ll be a lot happier with you if you keep My numbers nice and round.

I also have a nice little wishlist haul to update you on… I’m so lazy about taking pics of My gifts, so hopefully I’ll get it done tonight.  If not, you losers can wait.  I know you have nothing better to do.
Bye for now fuckheads!

 

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