Seasons Greetings bitches!

Seasons Greetings bitches!
I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated and I know you all have been missing Me, so here’s the long awaited update on what’s been going down in Princessland!
My twink slave in New York ran away to rehab and came home with hopes and dreams of living life like a normal, straight kinda guy.  Well, I guess that’s too bad for him because little did he know Princess Shimmy was about to crash his welcome home party.
He tributed Me $250 via TalkSugar and explained his epic public humiliation accident:
“Everything was fine until one of Your audio files accidentally appeared in a mix i made for a party i was throwing.  i couldn’t bring myself to stop it.  ‘.. Princess Shimmy wants you to be gay.  Princess Shimmy made you gay…’ Playing loudly for all my friends and some family to hear.  You know my clit got hard!”

I laughed so hard when I saw this the next morning.  He did this while I slept, I think he thought I was ignoring him because I missed his call lmao.

I also have the last pair of these super sexy velvet panties up on Ebanned.  The auction is at over $120 and ends in less than 2 days! The last pair sold a few days ago for over $150*grins.*

Click on the picture to view My current auctions!

Remember My batty boy, faggot kiki from the post below? Well, no surprise here but he’s back and even more gay and depraved than ever!!
Check out the shrine he made for Me after hours at work:

LOL!! I love it.  At the top it reads: “I love Princess Shimmy.  I begged her to turn me gay and now I’m a flaming faggot.”
He’s living proof that My forced-bi and gay slave brainwashing techniques are turning straight men into straight up faggots!  He’s a loyal follower of all My forced-bi assignments and MP3’s.

There’s nothing like a little forced-intox and gay porn to pass the time at work, no harm done right? Hahaha…

I spared you all the money shot because quite frankly, I don’t want to look at it every time I pull up My blog, lol.

Maybe I’m depriving you slaves by censoring those cock pics? LOL.  I should sell the uncensored version on NiteFlirt, I’m sure you fag bois would eat it up.

I’ve allowed My bitch boy john to once again start serving Me after I kicked him out of My stable for becoming too desperate and creepy.  But, I think he’s learned his lesson now and came crawling back the right way by sending gift cards and purchasing items off My Amazon Wishlist.

On a side note, I think I’m going to start implementing corner time for disobedient slaves again.

bitch boy john: thank u princess shimmy for letting me give u all my money.
bitch boy john:  i am weak for u princess.
Princess Shimmy:  next time bring more $$$ idiot.
Princess Shimmy:  u need to stop eating burgers fat boy.
bitch boy john: yes princess. thats what jess said when i saw her last summer. I’m fat.
Princess Shimmy: you are.
bitch boy john: I’m sry princess shimmy
Princess Shimmy: you fucking better be
Princess Shimmy:  now go stand in the corner
Princess Shimmy:  turn on your webcam, get naked and stand in the corner like a little bitch
bitch boy john: yes princess
Princess Shimmy:  you and your love handles and dimpled ass
Princess Shimmy:  go back!!!
Princess Shimmy:  lmfaoooo

Okay, that’s enough about the slaves.  On to some of My recent amazon tributes.  Bear with Me as I do some catching up from My last blog post.

My new cheetah print bench which has already made an appearance in some of My new pics and clips.  Love it!