Facebook Domination

Last night I decided that the bitch mark no longer needed family or friends… just Me, his Owner.
Naturally, as My human property I have access to many of his accounts, including his personal, vanilla Facebook account complete with family and friends on his “friends list.”

I logged into his account and decided that all family and friends must go. Afterall, since he is eventually going to be signing his life away to Me, what does he need family and friends for anyways? The bitch mark can’t wear his diapers and suck his bottles in front his family… just Owner! So what’s the point of having them on his list anyways? The freeloaders had to go!

Upon deleting his friends I flooded his wall and changed his profile details exposing him completely for what he is – My bitch. After taking a look at it this evening, I was LOLing so hard I thought I’d share some tidbits of what the end result looked like.

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