Sooo I finally got around to tackling the mountain of packages I tweeted about days ago on Twitter. LMAO!
See the thing about Me is, I am ridiculously fucking spoiled… and not just spoiled… spoiled and ungrateful! I’m pretty sure when ordinary girls get gifts and packages they drive right into it enthusiastically jumping up and down clapping their hands like *yaaay!*
Not Me!! LMAO. I chuck your shit into the back of My Mercedes and leave it there for like a week or two. Or even worse, I put it into the pile of packages in My hallway untill it builds up like the leaning tower of Pisa, threatening to tip over like an avalanche and kill any unsuspecting pets that might have been lurking around it. LOL.
My BF has started complaining about the packages, so I’m going to TRY to get better with opening My gifts. I know you losers work so damn hard at your day jobs, slaving away for your dollars…. while I sit back and live My life the way I want to. I don’t have to wake up at 6 am bitch hours like you. I sleep in until 11 am, strut on over to My office in My PJ’s, check My emails, virtually slap around some slaves to get what I want. Heck, I don’t really even need to update this blog. You losers still bow down to Me and I fuckin’ love it.
Alright, on to the gifts….