Life’s good… if you’re ME!

By On May 6, 2010

My latest rapings from My devoted bitches and slaves.
Life’s good… if you’re ME of course! Ahahaha…

Nail polish organizer, a teenie tiny scrunch top and a Smith and Weston “Black Ops” blade to cut you bitches down!
Acrylic organizers and a LRG Luxirie T-shirt

Adidas spring jacket and foil print T-shirt… love the colours! Perfect for a Princess.

One of My favourite presents to receive, costumes and lingerie! Arabian dancer costume and Cowboy’s cheerleader costume. Buy Me more lingerie from My wishlist HERE.
Annnnd for the grand finale, a Hoover FloorMate wet/dry vac. Loves it bitches!<3

And this here is what all this shit looked like waiting for Me at My UPS box. Obnoxious isn’t it? *Grins*

My packages take up a good portion of the store and I love it. Ahaha, I know I look like such a greedy shopaholic bitch to the squares who see Me waltzing out the store with a huge grin, having someone else carry all the packages for Me!

I took this pic with My phone and posted it on Twitter while waiting for My cab… which reminds Me, Twitter is the best place to stalk,*coughs* I mean, follow Me!

I’m addicted to Twitter! If you’re not following Me yet, I suggest you make it your priority and do so now. you can find Me HERE bitch!

 

Daily bitch task

By On May 1, 2010

Daily bitch task for ALL lurkers and owned losers:
Vote for your Princess each and every day on the toplists below, or click HERE. 
Make sure you click on every banner and fully enter the site for your vote to be counted.

I expect all of you bitches to be doing this for Me EVERYDAY.  Set an alarm clock for yourself and do it at the same time tomorrow.

That is a command and direct order.

 

your job as My cucky fuck

By On April 30, 2010
Cucky bitches love buying shit for My man so that I don’t have to!!  
That’s your job as My cucky bitch.  Not only will you will buy lingerie and pay for dates with My man, you will buy him shit too! Shoes, clothes, whatever the fuck I tell you to! 
Got it loser?!
Good!
Click on images for large size
 
5 new pairs of DC skate shoes for My man. Courtesy of some cucky fucks.
 Cupcake shaped ear buds, guitar stand and “Monkey’s” key organizers.
 Some posing and glamour photography books <– Loves it bitches!
 

Epic auction

By On April 29, 2010
I was going through some old auctions and stumbled upon a particularly epic eBanned auction I had last month for My bitch mark.  It was a “you bid, he pays” community rapeage auction where even the losers on eBanned were able to make him pay…. ME of course. Hahaha. This one got a fuckload of views, I guess you people really enjoy My style of domination, hahaha.
I copy and pasted parts of the listing, here’s the better parts of it for everyone to have a laugh at My bitch’s expense.

  
Meet My bitch mark…

 

I control its life through BLACKMAIL, MIND CONTROL and TOTAL LIFE SLAVERY
This failure to mankind has been My slave for a long time now and I have literally drained thousands upon thousands of dollars from his bitch ass. Now it’s your turn to make him $$PAY$$
YOU BID
HE PAYS!!!!
If you read MY BLOG you would know that I am transforming him into My real life baby bitch so I have decided it would be best to put him on a steady dose of female hormones.
Under My instruction he has been taking anti-androgen’s and estrogen patches that render his cock numb and useless while his nipples get puffy at the same time. LMFAO! Seriously!

Since he obviously has now use of his cock now, he is locked in CHASITY with no hopes of ever pleasing a woman again due to the damage the hormones has wrecked on his body he now only exists to serve as My financial bitch and verbal punching bag.
****
Ahahahaha…
BITCH GOT OWNED!!
 

I’m your pusher baby

By On April 25, 2010

Surrender to My glorious ass andlay all that you have at My exquisite feet.
You will fall, just like the others. you have watched Me from afar… meek, helpless and afraid to approach My Holy Self.

you try to run… you try to hide. you try to deny your addiction to Me.
Resistance is futile you silly, silly sub. you will never shake off your submissiveness. you will never be a man.

your only purpose in life is to serve My Perfection. you are nothing without Me and My calls to you inspire you to be something greater… you are inspired to give Me all that you have and surrender totally and completely.

*Evil grins*
I know these pics are like crack to you addicts. And I am your neighbourhood pusher. I will not stop.

Now on to the latest offerings from My devoted bitches. Click on the images to see the full size.

New Honeywell air purifier… Loves it. I want 2 more.
Hello Kitty iPhone case, 2 pairs of crochet bodystockings, Miso Pretty body splash and a tampon case thingy.
More solar garden lights… I LOVE these.  Two Faced “Eyeshadow Insurance” primer and a tree of Knowledge dreambook/journal.
Coach wedges for Summer! Loves it, fits perfect. Thanks bitches.

Not pictured, $600 blank money order for My panty boy, I deposited it straight into the Bank of Shimmy after visiting My UPS box…. hehe. No pics of that one this time, no loss because there will be more…