So I’m looking over My old blog posts and realise I’ve been slacking big time! You poor whores come and check out My blog so often, hoping and waiting for a new blog post but are left disappointed and wanting more.
Well too bad bitch, I’ve been verrry busy. Too busy for 90 per cent of you freaks, so many of you haven’t been hearing from Me.
But I do have a couple funny little stories and insights that I know you all would love, so here’s your Shimmy-fix.
So I had to pass by the shitty part of town today and this just makes Me realize how much I hate trashy people.
Taking the bus to the grocery store in your PJ’s is NOT sexy. Having a belly so fuckin big that you have two separate bellies, one that hangs over your pants and the other that hangs down to your knees is WRONG PEOPLE!! And these fat bastards are always broke as hell… now what I want to know is where these suns-a-bitches are getting all that food from? Food’s expensive! *Shrugs* I’ll never understand that. It’s like they’re devouring stray cats or something.
Things like this make Me support eugenics. Hell, if I were in charge, I would be a complete Dictator and force sterilization on people. Some people should not be allowed to procreate. Society would actually benefit from this. There would be less assholes living off the system, eating up our tax dollars only to go on and breed with other assholes who in turn end up giving birth to more future loozers… THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!

I say Shimmy for President, of course though, if I ruled the world, the only one who would really benefit would be Me… *snickers*

Peace out, boys and Gals.

Added some cool new graphics… knock yourselves out!!

New website comming soon boys…. only a matter of days so check back EVERY SINGLE day bitches!!

On a side note, I will be adding new “pay to view” buttons on my site where you can purchase photos of My glorious self.
First set available for purchase is 3 lovely thong photos of Myself.
Eat em up boys.

Princess Shimmy’s Thong Photos: $13.99

And yet again, BEHOLD! Another new bitch who got totally ass raped!
Meet my new loser, UKlardass.
Total rapings of the day? Over $500
Thanks bitch. It was fun.

Don’t ya just love the pink panties I made him dance around in to Shania Twain? It looks like the bitch has a giant skid mark in those panties! Ahaha… what a retard!