I added some new links, new ways for you hoes to pay Me.
Get to it money slaves! *snaps*

Ok so, I have this sub that I used to call My turd nugget. I named him turd nugget because he’s a poor bitch and in the beginning was pretty useless and could only offer Me minuscule tributes every week. Well, he’s been a very good bitch so far and I’ve bumped him up in My ranks. He is now officially known as My “useful bitch.”I’ve found other ways to make his existence useful to Me and one of them was to have him write an inspirational blog on top of the weekly payouts. I suggest you hoes take a look at it and take some notes!

He’s very obedient and his verbal training is an 8 out of 10.
“Yes Princess,” and “Thank-you Princess” are regular parts of his vocabulary. He knows to thank Me when I allow him to buy Me stockings and corsets. Sometimes, I even ask for his opinion on which lingerie I should allow him to buy Me. If it’s a particularly hideous outfit that hurts My eyes, I quickly remind him of what a stupid turd he is and how dare he suggest such an outfit for Princess!
I then scold him and make him sit in the corner for hours at a time. I have him so trained that he will sit there for up to 2 hours without saying a word.

He’s fucking hilarious.

I have a few pet peeves in life. One of My biggest pet peeves are small dicks and useless subs.
Subs that are broke and have no web design skills are of no use to Me. Why in the hell should I give you the time of day if you haven’t much to offer Me?
One of those useless subs is a loser from Oklahoma who begs to serve Me but doesn’t have much to offer Me other than lame ass, substandard tributes every week.
Did this loser not get the minimum of $100 memo? Apparently not. He is so useless that I’ve renamed him “turd.” He is a very sad individual and I quickly realized that “turd” may be too endearing of a term for him. He is so useless that he can’t even be a full turd. So, I’ve re-named him yet once again and he is now goes by the name “turd nugget.”
LMAO oh My God. I am so witty!

Anyways, I told him he could make himself useful to Me by writing me an inspirational rant about My divine self.
I thought I would post it on here so W/we could all have a good laugh!

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i am the kind of guy She ignored in high school, and with good reason.
When Princess Shimmy saw me in my white sissy tights She told me how pathetic i looked in them. She has commanded that I buy new pink sissy tights that won’t offend Her gorgeous Princess eyes. Princess Shimmy is wonderful, glorious, the alpha Female, the ultimate Findomme Princess.

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Hello losers and freaks,
My bald-headed bitch came out of hiding today, begging to be of some use to Me. I told him the only way he could possibly be of use to Me was to send Me $150 via online merchant, he was a good bitch and complied and insisted on sending Me an additional $160 amazon.
he has turned out to be a helpful, obedient little bitch, so I have renamed him My “useful bitch.”

he begs to be of use to Me and fantasizes about being publicly humiliated at a club. The bitch says he would love nothing more than to crawl at my feet, hold My purse and never even look me in the eye as I danced with My Divine friends and laughed about what a loser he is.

Elaborate fantasies I know! Well, at least knows his place BUT I was quick to remind him that it would be far more humiliating for me to be seen with someone like him.

I have a reputation to upkeep! I can’t be seen rolling around with some ugly, bald headed loser. I’m not the one looking for humiliation so you being there would defeat the whole purpose!!

I’m just sayin!