Not bad for a bald fucker

Hello losers and freaks,
My bald-headed bitch came out of hiding today, begging to be of some use to Me. I told him the only way he could possibly be of use to Me was to send Me $150 via online merchant, he was a good bitch and complied and insisted on sending Me an additional $160 amazon.
he has turned out to be a helpful, obedient little bitch, so I have renamed him My “useful bitch.”

he begs to be of use to Me and fantasizes about being publicly humiliated at a club. The bitch says he would love nothing more than to crawl at my feet, hold My purse and never even look me in the eye as I danced with My Divine friends and laughed about what a loser he is.

Elaborate fantasies I know! Well, at least knows his place BUT I was quick to remind him that it would be far more humiliating for me to be seen with someone like him.

I have a reputation to upkeep! I can’t be seen rolling around with some ugly, bald headed loser. I’m not the one looking for humiliation so you being there would defeat the whole purpose!!

I’m just sayin!