Greetings subhumans!
I had some major laughs reading a letter from this dirty sock sniffing loser slave. The LOL’s were too priceless to keep to Myself so I thought I’d share some excerpts from this gem with you guys.

ROTFLMAO! I like the part about kicking this loser in the balls and having money come out of his pockets.  It almost sounds like some kinda twisted arcade or Wii game.

And finally some totally bad ass PVC pumps to kick you in the balls with!!

Oh and I almost forgot about one of My recent epic ebanned auctions.  You bitches paid $115 for My dog’s stinky, old dog collar. LMAO! Hey, you know it’s worth it right bitch? This collar came with one of My custom inscribed “Shimmy’s Bitch” dog tags, which makes it sooo much more special.

How fabulous am I that I come up with these wonderful ideas?

$115 for My dog’s stinky old collar? Small change! Click on the image to view the full size.

Yes, this is My second blog post of the day! So much has happened over the weekend that I couldn’t keep it all in one post.
The bitch mark has sunken to new depths.  Ever since I locked him up with My personalized chastity lock on Friday, he’s become even more hopelessly addicted to Me. he cannot live, eat or breathe when I am not there and experiences withdrawal symptoms if he even goes half a day without Me.
My ultimate plan with mark is for him to add Me as the sole beneficiary on his will, that way even when he dies everything he owns will still be MINE.
I’ve already massacred his vanilla facebook, destroyed his relationship with his new girlfriend and isolated him from all his friends.

Last night I decided that he is going to have to make himself more useful to Me by helping Me build more equity for Myself.  Since discovering Amazon has gold and silver bullion, I added some silver 1 oz bars to My wishlist with the goal of getting 100 bars.
Last night, mark bought Me 25 1 oz silver bars, coming up to a total of over $500. Another random wanker dropped $200 in Amazon gift cards at feet bringing My Amazon total to over $700 for Saturday. The nameless wanker crawled back yet again this morning sending Me another $200 before I even had the chance to sip My morning coffee and slave b has been hitting up My shoe wishlist again and I now have 3 pairs of Ugg’s boots on the way. LMAO!

These are the silver bars I want right now and are the highest priority on My wishlist.  My goal is to get 100 of these from this particular seller.  Get to it you fuckwits! Even if it’s just one or two bars, it still contributes to My goal.

Yep, that’s right. I tricked the bitch mark into chastity.
Friday night I had him go on webcam for Me and I immediately noticed he had not been wearing his chastity device as W/we had previously agreed.
He pleaded that he hadn’t been wearing the device because he has a new girlfriend and wants to pursue this new relationship because he thinks he’s falling in love and yadda yadda yadda.
I didn’t want to hear that kind of garbage, especially since I never gave him permission to have a “girlfriend” so that’s when I came down on him like a ton of bricks and reminded him his place in life. 
Remember what I said to you mark? No friends, no family… just OWNER! your life is now dictated by Me and you are to lead a life of endless servitude and isolation from everything vanilla.

I told him to bring out the chastity lock I sent to him weeks ago and inscribed with My initials.  mark says it is because his webcam wasn’t working that he hadn’t put it on earlier… but I know that was a lie. The truth is, mark was too scared to put the lock on because he knows that if he ever put it on, he may never be released him from it again.
I told him to cage himself and put the lock on just to see how it looks and fits.  I promised him I would send him the keys with his next package of panties and pantyhose he won from Me on Ebanned.
mark complied and put the lock on. Once it snapped shut I laughed at him and told him there’s no way he’s getting the keys, especially after disrespecting Me by trying to pursue a relationship outside of our D/s relationship.

mark bowed his head and had a look of panic on his face, and that’s when I exploited his vulnerability and ordered him to go to My amazon wishlist and scoop up a crap load of items including two new Coach bags, making him spend a total of over $1000. Slave b also hit up My shoe wishlist and some other wanker sent $200 in amazon gift cards, bringing My total amazon rapings of the day to over $1350.

CHA FUCKING CHING.
Oh mark… you are so fucked now…
you think you were owned by Me before?? Be prepared as I take our relationship to a whole other level now that I have you locked and you are completely at My mercy.

Alright fuckwads! I’m gonna keep this blog post short today, so here we go with some of the offerings My loyal hos like to send Me!

More material!! More consumerism!! More, more, more for Me and nothing for you bitch!!
That’s the way it works around here, this is a dictatorship NOT a democracy. Always remember that!
Bahaha… seriously though.

I‘m so spoiled.
I came back this week from My European vacation to find even more packages waiting for Me at My UPS box, so much so that I left some of it behind.
I only take home with Me what I can fit inside of a large size garbage bag. LOL. I bet that thought excites you little bitches doesn’t it? Princess loading all your gifts into a garbage bag, walking out the store laughing to Myself as people shake their heads thinking I have some kind of shopping addiction. Bahaha! And to think, the bitch mark paid for most of My vacation, he’s such a lucky little slave to be so owned and controlled by Me. He gets to pay for My vacations and spoil and pamper Me with tons of girlie stuff! The bitch even has his own amazon wishlist now, because I’ve trained him to be such a perfect little shopping DRONE. No thinking… just obeying! No friends… no family… just Owner!
And that’s the way I like it!

Here’s some of the stuff My pets got for Me recently. Most of these were from the bitch mark and My loyal foot boy slave b.

A sexy one piece cut-out bathing suit, some wet look gloves, stockings and legwarmers.

Betsey Johnson panties and a cute lil corset to bring weak boys to their KNEES. I know My bitches love corsets and I agree, corsets are beyond HOT!

A closeup look at My Iron Fist Zombie platforms… aren’t these the most amazing shoe you’ve ever seen in your life bitch?

 Red patent pumps to bring slave b to his KNEES…