Last night I decided that the bitch mark no longer needed family or friends… just Me, his Owner.
Naturally, as My human property I have access to many of his accounts, including his personal, vanilla Facebook account complete with family and friends on his “friends list.”

I logged into his account and decided that all family and friends must go. Afterall, since he is eventually going to be signing his life away to Me, what does he need family and friends for anyways? The bitch mark can’t wear his diapers and suck his bottles in front his family… just Owner! So what’s the point of having them on his list anyways? The freeloaders had to go!

Upon deleting his friends I flooded his wall and changed his profile details exposing him completely for what he is – My bitch. After taking a look at it this evening, I was LOLing so hard I thought I’d share some tidbits of what the end result looked like.

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What the hell are some of you chicks thinking??
I had the pleasure of exposing a new “domme” who’s blog was a whopping 3 posts deep over Twitter today.
Apparently she thought it would be a bright idea to carbon copy My blog layout then use information she acquired from stalking My twitter page to blackmail an owned sub of Mine.

“Princess Leyla” failed epically and got caught red handed trying to stick her hands in My cookie jar.  I contacted her via YIM and gave her My ultimatum which was to delete herself from the internets immediately.

She complied and deleted herself that same day. LOL.

Princess wins, yet again. One bad apple removed from the community. You’re welcome bitches.

Blackmailing a sub without his permission or consent is a huge no-no in My books.  I mean seriously, if you have to resort to blackmail in order to gain tributes, you need to remove yourself from the www right now!

Blackmail is a pretty extreme fetish and should only be used within an established and consenting D/s relationship. How you noobs think it’s okay to jump right in with the blackmail bullshit baffles Me. Blackmail subs are useless fucking bitches 95 percent of the time anyways!

On another note, a new slut named hassan has rolled into town sending hundreds in amazon gift cards for Me to spend on My man! He’s a worthless little cuckold bitch that will literally cream his panties and send even more simply because I posted this… Muahaha!

Shoes shoes and more shoes!
My bitches love pampering My Princess feet with more shoes than any reasonable person would ever need. I recently had a mystery footboy (who has since revealed himself) that cleared off all the shoes from My shoe wishlist and most of them have already trickled in.
See the photos below.

On another note, I will be traveling to Europe in July and will be keeping in touch with only the most loyal of bitches. I know you hoes will miss Me and will think of Me as I wine and dine and experience the architecture and beautiful culture Europe has to offer while you sit at home by yourself in front of the computer.

I am an educated and cultured Princess and one of My greatest loves is travel and tourism. I will be accepting cash offerings from My slaves for My trip as I no longer want anything from amazon until I return.

And here’s what My dedicated bitches did for Me recently….

Greetings fuckwads!
Just to reiterate My awesomeness, My Princess Shimmy Ruins you images store is #1 on Images4Sale! Does that really fucking surprise you?
You bitches are addicted My sweet, round Princess ass so you just keep buying and buying! Good boys. I want you to make sure you have every set.

There’s already about three pages of images up, so that shouldn’t be too hard of a task. More will be added as I take auction photos and archive all My old pics. I have literally hundreds and hundreds of images and love making you losers weak with My breathtaking photos.

Speaking of auction photos, for those of you that are curious to know My recent Ebanned EasyTones sneaker auction ended at $185. Hahaha… that’s more than they are even worth.  The thought of having My stinky sneakers that I’ve hiked in and wore without socks for months was too much for you footboys!
The lucky footboy that won these even sent a nice fat tip, just like a good little foot bitch should.
Hahaha… don’t you wish these were yours? 

Sup turds?
Shimmy’s bitches have been working hard to keep the Princess pampered with more and more material shit. your job as My bitch is to slave away for Me and be thankful for every moment of it.

With that said, here’s some of what My good boys have done for Me.

Sam Edelman open toe booties from the not so mystery foot boy.

China Glaze OPI Poolside collection, the 1st and 2nd season of My fav show, Breaking Bad and Sigma luxury makeup brushes (these brushes are soo soft. Love em!)

This Juicy Tote is great around town bag. Loves it bitches.

 1/2 ct diamond earrings from the bitch mark.  These are screwbacks so they make a great “everyday wear” earring 😉

Well, that’s a good portion of it. Some of the other stuff I got were Bestsey Johnson bras, pvc-look lingerie, books and some stuff for My summer wardrobe.  You bitches have been buying Me all My summer clothes this year, I haven’t even spent anything on Myself yet. Haha. See, that’s the way it should be.

There is also a new foot boy- or what I assume is a foot boy- that has fallen into My web and bought Me 17 pairs of shoes off of My Shoe Wishlist in the last few days.

The reason why I say I “assume he is a footboy” is because he never approached Me prior to clearing My shoe wishlist.  He did what you subs should be doing in the first place which is sacrificing for Me BEFORE you even contact Me.

he did what I like to call, “The RIGHT way to approach Me.”

I’m renaming him slave b and I’m sure he’s very excited to know he made it to My “Shimmy’s top bitches” list this week 😀

On another note, I’ll be going on vacation next month so it’s mandatory for all the bitches to send cash with My fav method of payment, AlertPay to My email address.  I want all of you to sign up TODAY using that link.

As for Ebanned news, I’m auctioning off My beloved Reebok Easy Tones running shoes.  Trust Me foot sniffers, you want these bad.  Go check it out Now!

You want these. you will make these your best friend bitch!!