Priceless

So today out of boredom I was looking through some old YIM chat logs and found Myself laughing out loud at some of the priceless shit I have stored in there.

I thought I would share it with you all so you can laugh at how retarded some of these freaks are and see how I interact with My bitches.

Examples of random losers that get blocked within the first 3 minutes:

mesmeriiiizing   hello

shimmy.shakes   ?

mesmeriiiizing   happy Easter!

shimmy.shakes  thanks bitch, what are you going to do for Me

mesmeriiiizing   umm i want to call on Thursday

mesmeriiiizing   if is not too expensive

mesmeriiiizing   hopefully i can

teeny_weeny**   hello Princess

shimmy.shakes   what the FUCK do you want

shimmy.shakes    ????????????

teeny_weeny**   i am sorry if i disturbed you.

teeny_weeny**   i am a little dicked sissy if you want me

shimmy.shakes   No I don’t want you

shimmy.shakes   Tribute first, then I might

teeny_weeny**   ok

shimmy.shakes   till then fuck off

teeny_weeny**   yes princess

Owned bitches that are part of My stable get far more attention from Me because they are tried, tested and true paying losers.  They still get the same dose of humiliation though… LOL

shimmy.shakes:  I’ll be going to the post office soon to mail your shit

shimmy.shakes:  you emailed me with your address right?

ch*d*_*ssi*:  yes Goddess

shimmy.shakes:  good bitch

ch*d*_*ss*:  You can always feel free to take Your time my Goddess 

ch*d*_*ss*:   I am lucky to be allowed to even bid

shimmy.shakes:  exactly

shimmy.shakes:  I don’t believe in providing “service”

shimmy.shakes:  LOL

shimmy.shakes: I sell on ebanned because it entertains Me to see you jerk offs like you bid on garbage

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shimmy.shakes:   I sent you something else on twitter

(Message was: @ShimmysBitch I will make you tea-bag the Toronto maple leafs.)

*kma***s:   yes Ma’am, i see that! OMG, the twitter world knows the tea bag thing now! 

*kma***s:   You take no prisoners, Princess, You are not to be trifled with!

*kma***s:    i wonder if any of the maple leafs got a boner reading the post?

shimmy.shakes:   probably not

shimmy.shakes:   they probably want to kick you in the head