This is what happens to useless FUCKS

My new loser ATM Andy has been a good bitch and has almost reached the 2k mark in spending.  This morning I made the bitch send Me $350 and buy Me a new Aerogarden and electronic change sorter, coming up to a grand total of $580 not including shipping. The bitch knows I don’t like too much chatter so he then promptly logged offline and fucked off after sending Me My money and gifts.

I think I said in a previous blog post, just send Me your damn money and fuck off. I wasn’t joking about that, I really mean it. Just be grateful I’m taking time out of My day to take it from you.

On another note, major LOL’s at this hilarious conversation I had today while cleaning up My yahoo messenger list… this is what happens when you’re a useless fuck.

Princess please
i’ve not been at all dishonest with You and i’ve not bothered You

your bitch ASS is taking up space on MY list
soooo
when you’re done being a useless fuck
you can message Me
MMmmm KAY?

but You are so fucking hot
please don’t
i beg You to give me just a bit more time cos i’m almost there

you should be kissing the fucking ground right now that I didn’t block you
so seriously
kiss the fucking ground this very instant

omg please don’t do that!!!!!
* kneels down and KISSES the ground *

Alright, well message Me when you’re done being a useless son of a fuck
Good bye