Useless turds

By Princess Shimmy On June 25, 2009

I have a few pet peeves in life. One of My biggest pet peeves are small dicks and useless subs.
Subs that are broke and have no web design skills are of no use to Me. Why in the hell should I give you the time of day if you haven’t much to offer Me?
One of those useless subs is a loser from Oklahoma who begs to serve Me but doesn’t have much to offer Me other than lame ass, substandard tributes every week.
Did this loser not get the minimum of $100 memo? Apparently not. He is so useless that I’ve renamed him “turd.” He is a very sad individual and I quickly realized that “turd” may be too endearing of a term for him. He is so useless that he can’t even be a full turd. So, I’ve re-named him yet once again and he is now goes by the name “turd nugget.”
LMAO oh My God. I am so witty!

Anyways, I told him he could make himself useful to Me by writing me an inspirational rant about My divine self.
I thought I would post it on here so W/we could all have a good laugh!

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Princess Shimmy is an exceptional Domme in every manner. Royalty among a crowded field, a cut above every other Domina out there. Serving Her comes natural to me, and it should to you as well, for Shimmy completes you. She is everything, and everything you are not. 

Princess Shimmy is smart and I am stupid. 

i am a mere turd to Her, a ridiculous loser only fit to serve and fulfill Her every waking demand. Gaze upon Her beauty and be awestruck. 

i am the kind of guy She ignored in high school, and with good reason.
When Princess Shimmy saw me in my white sissy tights She told me how pathetic i looked in them. She has commanded that I buy new pink sissy tights that won’t offend Her gorgeous Princess eyes. Princess Shimmy is wonderful, glorious, the alpha Female, the ultimate Findomme Princess.

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!