You work for Me now!

By Princess Shimmy On April 21, 2012

So who here remembers My bitch boy john?? You know… that forced-intox, panty wearing, beer bellied nancy boy? Oh yeah that one! John has been My slave on and off for about a year and a half now and has always been somewhat typically useless… more of a pain in the ass than anything until he made the epic leap into total Princess Shimmy bitchdom by finding an extreme way to make Me money.

Bitch boy john dropped out of university to go take a construction worker job swinging a hammer and digging trenches in Kazakhstan!! Yes you heard Me right, bitch boy john is shacking it up in a boarding house with sweaty, hairy construction workers for the next 6 months in KAZAKHSTAN!! Aaaand to top it all off, little did he know that the Kazakhi government is super religious and has blocked off ALL ACCESS TO ADULT WEBSITES. Bahahahahaa!!!

Can you imagine the look on his face when he tucked himself in at night in his sweaty boarding house after a long 12 hour day of digging trenches to look at My website and find out that not only was My site was blocked, but ALL adult sites in general? Ahahahaha! *No porn for you!!*

So now, john is totally under My thumb and control. He is now handing over every single dollar of his pay-cheques to Me in return for the hopes that I will send him a sexy pic of Myself for him to wank over before he goes to work. Hey retard, guess what? You work for ME now!

At least john got to take a glimpse of My super hot tits before he left for his trip. I hope he has photographic memory!! Bahahaha. Oh man, oh man. Can you tell how amused I am by this whole situation?? I love it.

Also… in case you haven’t heard, I’ve hit the top 50 of Clips4Sale with only 4 pages of clips! Hahaha. I love the fact that I work less, charge more and still end up at the TOP. Is it really any surprise though? I’m totally WINNING in every way imaginable and hell yes I’m cocky about it.

I’ve also acquired a new pay pet who went and purchased every single photoset in My Images4Sale store, making My store number one overall! LOL.

I then drained him of $1,470 on MyPhoneSite (AFTER their cut!!)

And I know he will be back for more… I can tell this bitch is already ADDICTED.

Faggot kiki did a dick sucking video for Me which inspired another fag to come out of hiding and suck one on film for Me. So now that’s two faggots I’m virtually pimping out on Clips4Sale by selling their homoerotic dick sucking videos. Hahaha! I’m such an evil genius, I know. I’m even selling them for cheap so everyone can get a piece of that ass!

My hypnotized ass slave has given Me over $53k on NiteFlirt AFTER their cut since he first laid his eyes on My glorious ass in July 2011.

Unfortunately his grand total with Me got wiped from the NF system when I accidentally deleted My entire customer list back in January, so that’s why I have to keep track of it like that. But luckily I snapped a pic of his $44k total with Me before I lost My list. So, with just a little basic math I’m still able to calculate how much he has sacrificed since he first found Me.

My hair worship drive by slave also tributed Me $700 after NiteFlirt’s cut.

Hmmm what else, what else? I really *should* update My blog more often… I like to micro blog on Twitter a lot, so you can find Me on there for almost daily updates.

Oh! Well, let’s all take a moment to laugh at this failure.

Goo goo ga ga! I want my da-da and baby bottle! Ahahahaha… That’s some fine art work right there! I don’t really have much to say about that slave other than the noise of Me *SMH.*

I’ve been taking a lot of amazon gift cards lately for new furniture and house warming gifts because I just bought My first home and am moving at the end of next month! Yaaay Me! I am so happy for Myself and slaves in My stable are happy too because they know they’ve contributed towards it.