Alright fuckers, here is My much anticipated blog post. I just made over 20k from My devoted bitches on Niteflirt in July.
$20,683 to be exact. Hahaha… I love it. And that’s not even the final total since I’m not even counting My other endeavours. I’m not going to tell you My exact income this month because it’s none of your business. I’ll let you nosey bitches make your own assumptions about that. I’ll just say, it’s what a lot of people My age make in a YEAR. LOL.
I love being ME! I am THE FINANCIAL PRINCESS. Consider this Me whipping out My virtual dick to slap you all in the face with it.
So yes, of course it feels good and yes I am pleased with the sacrifices My slaves have been making to ensure I get the maximum amount. The best part of everything is this is a reflection of the success I will continue to have in the coming months, since I usually just gain even more bitches and followers like a snowball effect.
And another reason why I rule? Check out this sexy sissy dog collar I just auctioned off on eBanned. My slave sissy jamie from www.chastity-princess.com won it and will be soon proudly wearing it in some future blog posts. Now how lucky is he?
Now on to the recent prezzies and tributes from My lovesick bitches.
$400 blank money order. Mmmm… yummy 😉
Designer Skin “Ravish Me” tanning lotion and a Hello Kitty beach towel.
Some scented bath stuff and Arcona facial peel.
My BF saw My polar watch and liked it. So obviously he gets one now too, lol.
Bario electric foot file. This thing is amazing, the plates have like a 3 year life expectancy.
Speed jump rope and pink boxing gloves to knock you the fuck out with. And yes, I’m into boxing and you better beileve I can deliver a good, nose breaking punch.
Aaand last but not least some gear from NiteFlirt’s boutique. The beautiful part of this is NF will be compensating Me 100% the price of this order for wearing it in My listing. I made My slave pay for it… of course. Getting paid to wear free clothes? Me likey.
For those of you all that are not on NiteFlirt, I command you to go join now so you can purchase My hot MP3’s, slave assignments and photo sets from My store www.gobrokeforshimmy.com. You’ll even get 3 free minutes if you join using the banner below!
If you haven’t heard already, I’ve been killing NiteFlirt this month! LOL. I’ve been too busy actually making money to even tweet or blog about it, but My total so far this month is over 14k!!
That’s JUST on NiteFlirt… I’m not even counting My other ventures (ebanned, talksugar etc.)
I have two front page category listings right now. Suck it!
I want all you turds to rush to My NiteFlirt PTV store www.gobrokeforshimmy.com and start collecting all My assignments, MP3’s, pics and games right this instant to find out what all the hype is about! Tehehe.
Alright, time for an update on My recent amazon tributes.
Some silver toe rings and a super cute Betsey Johnson bracelet.
Can My feet be any more perfect? I command you to kiss them on your computer screen this instant.
My Chastity-Princess.com blogger sissy jamie surprised Me by ordering this crystal tiara to My mailing box. Perfect gift isn’t it? He did good 😀 I train My bitches so well.
Some China Glaze nail polish and Healing Garden body wash.
TWO Polar Watches. I’ll probably be giving the other one away.
Some Crabtree and Evelyn soaps (OMG… these smell soooo good!), Too Faced glitter eyeliner and primer.
A Mason Pearson hairbrush (this is My second one and these cost over $100 lol) and some Crabtree and Evelyn room fragrance stuff.
And last but not least an aromatherapy diffuser for My essential oils.
I also recently sold the little black dress I’m wearing on GoBrokeForShimmy.com. It went for over $225 on Ebanned. The slave who won it was a good boy and sent $300 for it instead because he read on Twitter about how much I love round numbers, lol.
Not too shabby My little knob heads!!
This is the conclusion to my “slave point of view” sissy maid story. The slave is scrutinized, ridiculed and abused as he makes his awkward transition into becoming My feminized house maid!
“His gaze drifted up to her, mesmerized by her glowing beauty. Suddenly the spell was broken as Princess raised her right arm, palm open and brutally slapped him across the left cheek of his face. Princess Shimmy leaned close to him, her index finger pointed directly as his face, which was bright red on one side.
“Runs in your stocking will not be tolerated, bitch. Remember that.”
He nodded as his lips quivered, his eyes blinking as he fought back tears. ”
Cock Cravings MP3: This MP3 will leave you constantly fiending for cock! You will be brainwashed into wanting to hold, taste and play with it no matter what the consequences may be. I manipulate you to make it so that your new life revolves around cock and nothing else. It’s all you crave and can think about.
Okay this is My second blog post for the day, but since you idiots keep wishing Me a Happy 4th of July I’ve found of the perfect way you can celebrate your beloved holiday!! I’m not going to give away the details as to what I want you to do… you have to buy this mail to find out. But here’s a hint, it will certainly put your ass on fire! It’s a celebration bitches!!
**SUBMIT PICS!! The slave who impresses Me the most with completing this assignment will win a top secret PRIZE!!!**
Good day My little homosensuals!! LOL.
Here’s an update on the recent gifts I’ve acquired from My tributing slaves.
Gold and silver bullion, one of My favorite gifts… EVER!!
From top left to right: Watercolor paints set, ANOTHER Logitec lapdesk (I gave away the first one, then decided I wanted it again so naturally I got it,) solar garden lights and a mosquito repellent lamp.
Microphone pop screen, Vera Bradley laptop case, headphones and a pro Yeti USB microphone to pimpify My MP3’s!!
Designer Skin Phoenician tanning lotion, Shesido SPF for face and a Disney Couture bracelet… LOVE IT!
Betsey Johnson bra, 2 pairs of hello kitty knee high socks and sequin panties.
“Young and Infamous” top from Married to the MOB and a pair of boxer shorts for My man bought by some lucky little cuck. Remember bitches, My man has his own wishlist too! I expect you losers to spoil him with stuff too since he is so much better than you in every way imaginable… after all he is with ME.
I also have a loyal new slave who found Me over NiteFlirt, who made Me over $430 (after NF’s cut) on Me last month. It’s not a lot, but to Me it’s more than just the money… it’s the amount of sacrifice that particular slave has to endure in order to tribute Me the maximum amount possible.
He’s built a shrine to in My honor that he now kneels in front of every morning and every night in order to worship and reaffirm his undying devotion.
That’s My photo in his wallet, which I commanded him to print off and put there so that every time he opens his wallet he is reminded of who owns it 😀
I also want to take the time to have a good laugh at this reject on TalkSugar who spent over $570 on Me in 3 days then ended it suddenly once he found out I had a boyfriend… LMAO! To think, this wankstain actually thought he had a chance with Me? Hahaha… hilarious!!
On another note, I also added a new humiliating assignment for you closet gay boys that need that extra push to come out and announce the truth about your sexuality to your friends and family. The truth is, everyone probably thinks you are gay, so I’m sure it won’t be much of a surprise to your friends and family but I’ll still help you out yourself to them. This is a step by step assignment that well require you to gather all kinds of incriminating evidence about your queer double life to ultimately seal your fate in exposing yourself to everyone for what you really are! Once you complete these steps, there will be no turning back for you bitch and then everyone will know the truth that you’re really a flaming faggot!
Don’t forget you can get more of My slave assignments, MP3’s and tasks at My NiteFlirt PTV Store www.gobrokeforshimmy.com.
And speaking of GoBrokeForShimmy… see that ridiculously sexy little black dress I’m wearing on the header? Well, I’m actually auctioning it off on Ebanned!
One lucky little sissy will get to prance around wearing My website memorabilia… how awesome is that? I’ve had this dress since 2008… here are some Princess Shimmy throwback pics of Me rocking this sexy dress. Bid high on it My little bitches.
The fags have really been lining up for Me in the last few days, LMAO!! I think forced bi is quickly becoming one of My favorite fetishes… next to chastity of course!
Last night My twink from New York called over TalkSugar high as a kite. I made him go around town from gloryhole to gloryhole sucking stranger’s dicks! Seriously, he really did it! The first two gay shack’s had no one in it, but he struck gold on his third trip where two fat, gay pigs greeted him by dropping their pants. He went to town on them then called back to let Me know how it went. This proceeded on and off throughout the night and into the next morning. In total, he got off 4 guys, for REAL! I heard some of it with My own ears. “Oooooh…. YUMMY!!” *Slurp slurp* *Gag gag* It was hilarious!!
I even made him call one of his female friends and come out of the closet to her since he’s obviously gone over the edge and officially made himself GAY for Princess Shimmy! As a response she laughed and said everyone always knew. Ooops… Hahaha! No surprise there.
I profited over $550 from this twink’s night of sexual exploration, hahaha.
On Sunday one of My German retards came by to empty his bank account for Me by sending tons of Amazon.de gift cards. I know some Dommes don’t take german gift cards, but I do! After all, I am the International PIMP. I’ll take your money no matter what currency it is *grins.*
He sent over €700 ($1010 US) and as a reward I was generous enough to allow him to punch himself in the face and balls after sending each gift card… lmfao!! I’m so awesome, I know! No wonder you bitches can’t stop serving Me… I am the ultimate humiliatrix.
Now My balance is sitting pretty at over €1005 ($1450 US.) Mmmmm, Me likey!
A new wanksta from Boston has fallen into My web and I’ve decided I’m probably going to pimp him out in the near future. So how am I going to pimp someone out who lives all the way in Boston? Well My bitches, you will just have to wait and see, hehe. He went in deep with Me for a total of over $730 over NiteFlirt.
My dutch bitch stopped by that same night and sent over $960 while worshiping Me on cam. I was pissed because I told him to send the extra $40 to make it a “G” and he cried that he was broke! So I immediately ended our little session right then and there and went to bed, lmao.
Remember dick heads… I like ROUND numbers. I’ll be a lot happier with you if you keep My numbers nice and round.
I also have a nice little wishlist haul to update you on… I’m so lazy about taking pics of My gifts, so hopefully I’ll get it done tonight. If not, you losers can wait. I know you have nothing better to do.
Bye for now fuckheads!
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